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Veni, Vidi, Bibi
This one's for Ray Lavoie, who doesn't read this blog:
Julius Caesar walks into a bar. He tells the bartender: "I'll have a Martinus."
The bartender, confused, thinks for a moment and then asks: "Do you mean a Martini?"
Caesar replies: "Had I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."