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Sick Leave
At such point as I am a CEO, one of the company policies will be:
If you in the office, and you are sick, you will be docked a day's pay.
If you come to work sick you get other people sick, and that costs the company much more than if you had simply stayed home! Sneezing, coughing, nose-blowing in the office (when not explained by seasonal allergies) will be grounds for having your pay docked. People with the ability to work from home may of course do so. We have generous sick leave. If you start getting sick while at work, go home! There's no excuse for this, people.