Archives for: March 2009

I Called It

March 30th, 2009
Didn't I tell you all? I know I did. There is not a single dick in evidence here. more »

Clutches

March 18th, 2009
I've spent my life avoiding Bank of America. My dad hated BofA for its consumer-hostile policies. He held old-fashioned beliefs about banks, that they were supposed to pay you interest for the privilege of holding your money. BofA was one of the f… more »

Snuggie

March 17th, 2009
I'm forced to watch a lot of CNBC. The mob of experts and pundits they parade past the cameras confirms that most people are too ugly to be on TV. Even their Money Honeys, such as Trish Regan, Erin Burnett, Maria Bartiromo, have a certain softball-pl… more »

Rat's Ass

March 17th, 2009
Or March Madness. Who could possibly give a crap? Oklahoma to play Prairie View A&M in NCAA tourney Sooners study Morgan State, focus on themselves These are actual headlines. Oh, and Brands Embrace the (March) Madness, because so many… more »

Old Fart

March 16th, 2009
I've been old for a long time. As an adolescent, I identified more with my parents' generation and their friends than with my shallow, consumerist peers. My dad joined the Navy at 17 and experienced the world. My mom grew up on a farm in New Zeala… more »