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Rat's Ass
Or March Madness.
Who could possibly give a crap?
Oklahoma to play Prairie View A&M in NCAA tourney
Sooners study Morgan State, focus on themselves
These are actual headlines.
Oh, and Brands Embrace the (March) Madness, because so many lemmings are frothing at the mouth to watch obscure teams sweat on the court, leading to the inevitable contest of a few powerhouse schools duke for the Overblown Synthetic Contest Champion title.
Meanwhile, the two or three TV shows that I bother to watch on a semi-regular basis are preempted.
Because the drooling masses just can't get enough basketball.
Asshats.