Categories: Experiences, Disgusting foods

Dog Turd & Tonic

July 23rd, 2009
There's been a trend of adverts for fast food restaurants (Carls Jr., Pizza Hut, etc.) presenting their product as actual food in an actual restaurant and "fooling" patrons, catching their reactions à la Candid Camera/Punk'd. What utter hogwash. T… more »

Tiny Technical Triumph

April 13th, 2009
I built a computer a couple years ago. CompReal made me do it. He said it would be easy and it was. With my company paying 50%, I decided to kit together an upper-midrange system. It's been fast and, despite some Vista pains, fairly reliable. B… more »

Wholesome

February 18th, 2009
Milk is liquid secreted by the mammary glands of female mammals. My Cheerios were soaked in milk this morning. Eww. more »

Spice

November 14th, 2008
Yeah. The only thing good about that movie was Francesca Annis. Damn. Actually, I'm thinking of saffron. Delicate threads of vivid color plucked from crocus flowers by the deft fingers of Kashmiri virgins. And it's freaking expensive. I've alwa… more »

Horrorshow (Not)

September 17th, 2008
I get the neighbor's daily paper. She can't be bothered to cancel her subscription and so I benefit, usually. The other day, sifting through the sections, smudging my fingers with ink (how quaint), I came across this abomination. Everything I've r… more »