Category: Disgusting foods

Dog Turd & Tonic

July 23rd, 2009
There's been a trend of adverts for fast food restaurants (Carls Jr., Pizza Hut, etc.) presenting their product as actual food in an actual restaurant and "fooling" patrons, catching their reactions à la Candid Camera/Punk'd. What utter hogwash. T… more »


February 18th, 2009
Milk is liquid secreted by the mammary glands of female mammals. My Cheerios were soaked in milk this morning. Eww. more »


November 14th, 2008
Yeah. The only thing good about that movie was Francesca Annis. Damn. Actually, I'm thinking of saffron. Delicate threads of vivid color plucked from crocus flowers by the deft fingers of Kashmiri virgins. And it's freaking expensive. I've alwa… more »

Sludge of the Gods

August 25th, 2008
Marmite is the bomb! I'm not quite sure what about being the bomb is good, but my old white dude's pop-culture filter is stuck somewhere in the 90s and it assures me that I have the idiom correct. Having a Kiwi mom made Marmite unavoidable. As a k… more »

From Satan's Asshole

April 10th, 2008
My family now drives to Washington State to visit with my parents. Sure, it's a 16- to 18-hour drive, but it: Saves money, both in airline tickets and rental cars. Gives us a chance to visit with friends on the way. Allows us the flexibili… more »