Category: Musings

Great Moments in Your Anus

April 21st, 2009
The new toilet paper at work is called "Achieva". The dissonance generated by the discrepancy of name and purpose forced me to post. I just had to share. more »

La Caldera Negra

April 8th, 2009
This morning I listened to Senator Carl Levin talk about how Pakistan needs "to rid themselves of their own religious fanatics". I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of hot tea when I heard that. more »

Land of the Long Knives

February 7th, 2009
Last month, a disturbed man went on a stabbing spree with an 8-inch knife in a Belgian daycare center. He killed two kids and an adult staffer. Only nine out of 21 kids were left uncut. Sadly, this headline barely rates a second glance these days.… more »


December 17th, 2008
I sat in a church for an hour and a half, barely able to breathe, tears filling my eyes. Twelve voices enveloped me. The perfect sound blasted away any pretense or pose. My cynicism could not withstand the onslaught. I was left bare. Their musi… more »


November 4th, 2008
Now all he has to do is avoid the Curse of Jimmy Carter and being assassinated. It's all very inspirational and I appreciate how the world's estimation of the United States has instantly jumped. But a lot of my countryfolk are crazy-assed mofos.… more »