Cindy - Column for 6/29

Failed Cant Columns

The following is a comprehensive list of Failed Cant Columns. Some are topics that were really only good for two or three short paragraphs, others are topics I liked and turned out to be thoroughly, thoroughly bad ideas. All I can do is promise, and I mean promise that I'll never turn any of these into a future column.

(editorial note: I'm not telling you which number is higher, but between the 1992 release of Blizzard's "Warcraft: Orcs vs. Humans" and the advent of internet pornography, both figures require some fairly complex math.)