But here, go read this letter. Which has nothing to do with funerals.
That's been linked to a hundred times already, hasn't it? Ok, how about these posters? (Ok, a link to a link to the posters.)
Why no column? Well, if you're reading this at a normal time of the day (instead of, say, 1 AM), I'm either flying, about to fly, or have already flown down to San Diego to attend a funeral.