When Greedo was shot by Han Solo.
When ET revived.
When the Black Stallion won.
When Harry met Sally.
When Number 5 was struck by lightning.
When Wednesday developed HUGE knockers.
When Skinny Marie got capped in an alley instead of Vivian, forcing us into nearly two hours of watching Richard Gere try to act.
That more people didn't see Hideous Kinky.
Every time Kate Winslet bared a breast.
Every time Gwyneth Paltrow bared a breast.
When Julie Andrews bared her breasts.
When Mel Gibson bared his ass.
Whenever Robin Williams bared any part of body.
When Julia Stiles passed a screen test.
When Ridley Scott rolled the cameras on Legend.
When the Soviet Union did not decide to launch a full-scale nuclear attack against New York City during the filming of Midnight Cowboy.
When Castro did not detonate a home-made A-bomb in New York City during the filming of The French Connection.
When Michael Caine was unable to accept his Oscar for Hannah and Her Sisters because he was on location shooting Jaws: The Revenge.
That more people don't appreciate Brainstorm and its practical applications of technology.
When Jim Carrey did not accidentally shoot himself in the head with a prop gun (unlike tragic genius Jon-Erik "Jack" Hexum: http://www.findagrave.com/pictures/7979.html).
When Sean Connery signed on to The Next Man.
When Lt. Dunbar was not shot.
When Carl Showalter gets shredded.
That more people didn't see Smoke Signals.
That Sylvester Stallone couldn't figure out why the original Rocky was so popular.
When Arnold Schwarzenegger was dubbed in Hercules in New York.
That Arnold Schwarzenegger has not been dubbed in any film since Hercules in New York.
When Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were turned down for so many parts.
When all the prints of Glory Daze were not lost at sea.
The ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
The U.S. theatrical release of Blade Runner.
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
When Yugoslavia was not hit by bubonic plague, ebola, and scrofula during the filming of Transylvania 6-5000.
When Rosie Perez opened her mouth.
When Jake Lloyd thoughtlessly stole oxygen from those more deserving of it.
When the Nelwyns decided to send that irritating baby back to the Daikinis.
When Howard the Duck did not make a crater somewhere in the Mojave Desert.
Steven McQueen in The Blob.
When someone decided that the world wanted to watch two hours of Tom Hanks talking to a volleyball.
When Sergeant Petersen was perforated with punji sticks rather than Colonel Mike Kirby.
When Traci Lords decided she didn't need to spread her legs to keep us entertained.
When Marlon Brando's heart decided to keep beating after he reached 370,000 pounds.
When someone decided George Clooney is as charming as he thinks he is.
When the terrorists sprayed hundreds of rounds at Bruce Willis and somehow managed to miss.
When some incompetent, bumbling fool allowed David Fincher to get his hands on Alien3.
When some incompetent, bumbling, moronic fool allowed David Fincher to make Se7en.
When Tom Green was born.
One word: Dune.
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