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One hand painted pillow from Hawaii. Creme with giant orange hibiscus. $2 OBO Don't ask, don't tell. 456-7890

6 computer monitors, 3 speakers, 3 cases, 4 grocery bags of misc supplies, 2 1600 baud modems. Only speak to female on phone. 456-7890

4 dzn cute white bunnies, M and F. Albinos, good pets, cuddly. Alternately: large, well-fed rabbits, clean coats, for pelts and eating. Do not leave msg w/ kids. 456-7890

U own ducks. Ducks R hungry. Bring ducks 2 my garden. Ducks eat my snails. Free! Free snails for hungry ducks! 456-7890

2 bd/1 bath, fixer upper, on-street parking only, lovely view of abattoir, lots of wildlife, SC county, $700,000 URFUKD Realty. 456-7890

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SWM w/ Keds sneaker fetish seeks any SF w/ Keds. Kick me, walk on me, let me love your shoes. No laughing. 456-7890

SWM upstanding Xian community man seeks F counterpart for courtship, marriage, and procreation. Must be well acquainted w/ Genesis 3:16. 456-7890

SWM upstanding Xian community man seeks F counterpart for discrete fun. Nun costume a bonus. 456-7890

SWF, 25, 5'8", 130, 26-36-38 seeks SWM, 35-65, 5'8"-6'2", built, for fun, good times, travel, sex. Generous please. 456-7890

SWF, 20 yr old dance major. Seeks 20-30 yr SM, for picnics, romance, guidance through life. Be my knight in shining armor! Must like dramatics and occasional psychotic behavior. 456-7890

SWF, 50s, seeking older gentleman for companionship, dinners, dancing. No kids, no demands, just company on lonely nights. 456-7890

SWM seeks several M, any type, for wild sex. Very oral. No romance, no names, no mess. Fuck-N-Go. I am the best. No queens. 456-7890

Curious SWM seeks SM to explore possibilities. Never done this before. Please be gentle and confidant and mentor-type. 456-7890

Older WF seeks same for mature companionship, feminist activism, boycotting of heterosexism chauvinism and sexual stereotypes. Old school lesbianism. No sex. Ever. Interested? 456-7890

Hot nights and good times! SWF, 30s, butch looking for femme. Curvey only please. Very oral. Let me be your sugardaddy! 456-7890

MWF seeks discreet SF for steamy lez sex. Make my fantasies come true while my husband games w/ the boys! Me=27, curvy, redhead, shy. U=25-35, cute, sexually aggressive. Meet at Dakota Wednesdays, 6-11 PM, red neck scarf. No calls.

SWM seeking any others to reenact Califia, Rice, O, etc. Your fantasy becomes reality in my dungeon. Bottoms only. 456-7890

SMGR, furry, big tongue, uncut seeks SFGR, cute, sassy, playful for cohabitation and mating. Pure-blood not required. 3532 Deanes Lane, back fence gate. No calls.

Professional couple seeks SF or other couple for wild 70s swinging sex. NS/ND, clean bill of health. We are 30s, fit, clean. You are 20s, same. 456-7890