Spider's broken pill-bug buggy
  Turing's woeful elite gamer
Crimson sounds like tyrant Thuggee
  Elven ray guns even lamer.

Don't eat my friend the octopi
  Dracula, I don't understand
Eat the spider, he wants to die
  24 hours, time is at hand.

Custom gamer digital woad
  Chick flicks; potential disasters
Impotent earth-thing down the road
  Damn these buzzing robot masters!

U.N. human rights opinion
  They use the tiger to depose
Crimson's careless with the minion
  Who's got Tycho's shiny lead nose?

Give me better, raving, King Lears
  Zombies - "You humans go too far!"
My feet, two equals with out peer
  Harlock, he's a ranting nutzbarr.

Greedy great fat cat, Mao Tse-Tung
  Scientist, modern day hero
No great thinker that Cro Magnon
  Fear him - The Chrome Caballero

Urine audience, other end
  Incompetent in Mozambique
Five hundred seconds, slam my friend
  My first kid I'll name Terrafreak

A recipe to burn your tongue
  Jury selection makes my day
My T.V. season prediction
  9/11, what can I say?

Do not trust the wicked tuber
  Email birthday, etiquette known
Orc - misunderstood or goober
  I don't live in a Hate Free Zone!

MS Advisor, how uncouth
  Invaders inside one man's brain
I don't love spiders, that's the truth
  Zombieland, money down the drain.

Who filters the web filters you
  Damn I'm cold, give me my warm fat
Need a bad guy who won't say "rue"
  C. Spider, that's the end of that

This T.V. Season, what's to say
  It's Christmas, ala jasona
New year's demons to start your day
  John Carpenter - fear persona