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Alright, mr. Harlock. You see what mocking furries gets you? Furries for Jesus
(F4J), that's what.
At first glance, I thought, Ho-ho! Here's a pleasant little site for Harlock. Jesus hates the furries. Or, at least, let's not say he hates the furries... let us say that he hates the furry sin, but loves the furry sinner. But no, it's a parody site. In fact, there's now a couple of full-bore parody sites on the internet, crafted by Furries, detailing their "conversions" from Furriedom to Christfulness. Feel free to bath yourself in Darklamb's haphazard and obviously parody bent site, but then brace yourself as you trundle on over to the quite creepy and well polished Purging Inhuman Sexual Orientation (with) Christ (PISOC) site. At PISOC you can be armed with the knowledge that Furries were invented by the Nazis, and support themselves by selling drugs and being mules (no pun intended, I hope) for terrorists. The PISOC "facts" page goes on to point out that when you make an enemy of the Furries, you also make an enemy of the Mouse (apparently the Disney corp pours it's full support into the Furry cause). It seems that the Mouse either wants to decapitate, disembowel, molest or furrify every single human on the face of this planet... and I'm sure with your open track record of fur-burning vitriol against them you've been promoted to the top of the list. As a veteran of countless attacks of various Christian fundamentalists against things like D&D and comic books, I've seen some pretty wacked out claims and "facts" presented over the years. What scared me is that, even with the PISOC facts being as wild and half-baked as they are, the PISOC don't really distinguish themselves when compared against some of the claims made by "honest" Christian fundamentalist. Honestly, it's not until you reach the success story/conversion testimonials, and the PISOC's links page that you can realize that yes, this is a parody site. In any case, mr Harlock, as a friend, let me just point out that your constant railing against the Furries has certainly not gone unnoticed. Something out there has perked up it's pointy little ears and has answered your calls... They're mounting lambs on the crenelations, and packing deers in the trenches. They're ready for the Christians, and they're ready for you, mr. Harlock... and no doubt they're ready with their filking songs. |